Going to the Dogs

Our local newspaper, the News & Record, has started sponsoring a weekly contest called “The Joke’s On You”, where you submit a caption for a picture.  Here’s my submission for this week’s contest.  Probably not mainstream newspaper material, but I thought it was funny.

“I’ll have whatever that bitch is having.”

Update: I didn’t win.  I guess the world is not ready for my comedy yet. 

Blizzog Classic: Dook Sucks

In honor of tonight’s game between UNC and Dook, I humbly submit to you four years worth of Dook-related posts on the blizzog.  Hopefully this will distract you from the fact that I currently post about as often as JJ Redick appears in an NBA game.  Enjoy.

Dooks Sucks (2006)

Dook Sucks (2005)

K-I-Am (I think this post is underrated.  I’m just sayin’)

iDook (ditto)

Don’t Believe the Hype

JJ Redick DUI

The Price is Wrong

Delayed Gratification

Covered in Dookie

Carolina Fever

Dookies es Estúpido

JJ is…. well….