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JC Penny Breakfast Club Commercial Sucks

I hate the new JC Penny commercial that rips off The Breakfast Club. How many kids targeted by the commercial even know what the hell it’s supposed to be about? Lame.

Marion Jones is a Cheater and a Liar

Tomorrow Marion Jones will reportedly fess up to what many have suspected all along: that she ‘roided her way to Olympic glory in the 2000 games. Wow. No way!

I encountered Jones several times while we both attended North Carolina and I always found her extremely unpleasant and unlikable. She seemed to be under the impression that her abilities as a world-class athlete excused her from being a nice person.

In my book, she deserves everything she gets for her cheating and lying all these years. Karma is a bitch.

Stupid Mozy Image

Marketing people amuse me. Last week I came across this image on Mozy.com while searching for online backup providers.

Stupid Mozy Graphic

This is the button that you’d click if you want to sign up for their unlimited service. I can’t imagine many people click on it. I didn’t. Would you?

There’s something about that dude holding the iPod up in front of his face that screams, “Look! I’m incredibly stupid! This iPod is my magical pirate eye patch. ARRRRRR! See? I’m a pirate with an iPod eye patch, and that makes me grin like an idiot. Sign up for Mozy.”

Brilliant.