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WTF Says WTF To Olympic Grill Kick

In Your Face!
Image Credit: JUNG YEON-JE/AFP/Getty Images

I don’t have much on this except for what I thought was a funny title for a post. Apparently some asshole taekwondo Cuban dude kicked a judge in the grill at the Olympics because he was disqualified from his match.

So now the World Taekwondo Federation - get it? WTF. heh - has to decide whether to ban this guy for life. I would say he deserves it, though it could’ve been worse. He could have done this first.

Oh well. Tough shit, Cuban dude. Guess you shouldn’t be such a face-kicking poor sport. I don’t like how they skimp on the tequila in the El Presidente margarita at Chili’s sometimes, but you don’t see me kicking people in the face about it, now do you?

Now if you all will excuse me I need to go finish filing my charter papers for the Bahamian Amateur Motocross Federation.

Alicia Sacramone Will End You

If you had been thinking about giving US Women’s Gymnastics captain Alicia Sacramone shit for choking and taking the Americans out of gold medal contention in the team competition the other day - and you’d be super lame if you were - then you better think again.

Peep this video of her knocking some frat boy the F out at what appears to be a party at Brown University where she goes to school.

Pretty bad ass, right? It’s hard to say whether she really knocked him out or if he was just faking it or was just hammered and this was going to happen anyway.

Either way, I don’t think I’d be inviting a world-class athlete to punch me in the face as hard as possible, chick or not. Way to think it through, Skyler.

Spain Puts Wrong Slant on Olympics

WTF?

WTF?

So much for One World, One Dream or whatever. The picture above shows members of the Spanish Olympic basketball team making what The Guardian calls a “slit-eye” gesture. I thought it was slant-eye, but po-tay-toh, po-tah-toh, it’s still freaking racist.

This picture apparently appeared in a full page ad in a Spanish newspaper and no one batted a racist, faux-slanted eye. Nice job, Spain. This is sure to help your chances in landing the Games in 2016.

Oh, and memo to members of the Spanish Olympic team in China right now: Let’s just say I wouldn’t drink any more Coke until I was back home if I were you.