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Eminem Sucks

He can talk smack about Christina Aguilera, threaten to beat up 30-something Moby or near 30-something Chris Kirkpatrick of NYSNC, but Eminem won’t let Weird Al do a parody video of “Lose Yourself”. Weird Al is awesome.

Someone is taking himself a bit too seriously.

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78 Smart Remarks about “Eminem Sucks”

  • First, jt was like...

    weird al does rule… someone should compile a list of artists who wouldn’t let him paradoy their songs. Then we should boycott all of those artists

  • And then ricky was all...

    Actually Eminem agreed to let Al to the parody video, the problem was with the labels…

  • And then josh priebe was all...

    I think eminem is the WORST rapper ever.I used 2 try 2 look like him…..and I wanted 2 b like him….BUT HE STINKS!

    Josh

  • And then Rinny was all...

    Eminem is one of those rap artists who were made for me to get very, very annoyed about.

  • And then Bill was all...

    Eminem not only has the odour of fowl cabbage, he resembles a fungus-like infection that has appeared on the sole of my foot. I do not like Eminem.

    P.S. Eminem is supposed to be chocolate (MM’s!) Darn you rap cRAP!

  • And then hua was all...

    nya nay nayaaaaa MnM dont suck i like his song about cleaning his rooom when it is messy

  • And then benny was all...

    this is a nice site for "retarted" people to post there comments, keep them coming

  • And then allen m was all...

    Wierd Al sucks. Famous for making stupid remakes of other artists songs. He has about as much talent as …. Eminem

  • And then Joel O was all...

    wierd al is funny as hell!!

  • And then Json was all...

    you dumasses ppl who disses him./ uh an u even friking rap? he has the coolest song and i love that song When I’m gone.

    ppl who disses him r usually ppl who use to pose like him.

    well to all posers, loser, weirdos, loners go home cuz uh i bet more than half of the world would think eminems better than you.

    and um the chocolate person up there uh

    his name is m and m beuz his first name is marshall n last name is manthers dumasses

    thats y ppl call him eminem wat a loser> Hilly Billy hoe

  • And then Liz was all...

    Haha funny json

    wat a loser,,,,,they dunn even no y ppl call him eminem n that Bill ho disses…

    losers…………………………]

    eminem is cool so go n kil urself u retarded ppl

  • And then FW was all...

    You really shouldn’t call other people retarded if you can’t spell worth a shit. Do you people realize this topic is, well.. old.

    And yes, Weird Al IS awesome. And no, I got nothing against Eminem, I just don’t like rap.

  • And then kenny z was all...

    eminem is as talented at rapping as kindergardens are at coloring! paul wall is the best white rapper

  • And then K-Dog was all...

    Paul Wall has people writing raps fpr him, that’s no lie. How can he be the best white rapper. Eminem has more respect in the game right now. He has slipped a little lately, but so would you if you actually rapped about shit worth rapping. He covers more of his problems in one song then some do in their entire career. I guess he could do what most rappers such as Paul Wall and others are doing and just make fat beats with lyrics that make no sense. Rapping about bitches and hoes. You may not like the dude but he is in the category of those of 2pac, Biggie, Dre, Snoop, LL Cool J, Cypress Hill, Run DMC and others that actually care about the game and not about the money. Just man up and realize it, all of you.

  • And then k bizzle was all...

    eminem SUCKS! Hes a wannabe white guy who thinks hes black

  • And then Livvy was all...

    Shuv it up ur ass k bizzle! Eminem is the shiz. I recently heard his song ‘when i’m gone’ i thought it was done to perfection! People need to realize that not only is eminem a talented rapper, he has feelings! You don’t want him getting back at you because you’re saying rude shit about him now do you? You don’t want him beating him up right? Watch your back, and your mouth!!!

  • And then Livvy was all...

    Hmm. In the last sentence I was meant to say’ you don’t want him beating you up, right?’ Haha!

  • And then Chuckles was all...

    What’s with this hate/love crap? Man, The guy’s a pure genius. Why can’t anyone see that? Get over it. All of you. Pathetic. It’s no worth fighting over!

  • And then K-Dog was all...

    What the hell kind of name is k-bizzle? Are you white or black. Because if you are black then I understand your hostility; you are mad because a white guy does it better than a black guy. If you are white then you have no room to talk about someone wanting to black, alright "k-bizzle". Think about that one dumbass.

  • And then Spiggy was all...

    I love Weird Al. His parodies are hilarious. Eminem sucks crap.

  • And then K-Dog was all...

    I haven’t heard one good argument as to why Eminem sucks. So all of you please just shut the heel up and stop being so damn jealous. You’re all embarassing yourselves.

  • And then K-Dog was all...

    I haven’t heard one good argument yet as to why any of you thing Eminem sucks. You are all jealous, that is the only reason. So please shut the hell up and just talk about something that you can argue. You can’t say that Eminem is not one of the best rappers ever and actually believe it.

  • And then :( was all...

    i dont get what u guys problam maybe if u guys just listen 2 wat eminem has2 say then… aw screw it. fine eminem sucks.

  • And then emineminem. was all...

    SHUT UP ALL OF U, U FREAKZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!eminem is better than all of the people who say they are they are the real slim shady….or sumting.

  • And then K-Dog was all...

    Last comment, look at the record sales. He is the best selling rapper ever, there is nothing that you can argue about that.

  • And then dj was all...

    eminem used to be tight but encore sucked and so did most of the songs on curtain call. He has only mad one tight song after encore and that was shake it with natedogg othe rthan that he has really lost his touch… and he sucks as a producer all his remakes for pac suck.. i just hope he gets it together because i used to really like lisnin 2 him

  • And then Werewolf was all...

    Hey, the current raps songs say all African decent ppl listen to rap and are gangsters. Ah, no, there are some who hate rap. EMINEM SUCKS! Eminem tried to copy the heavy metal rock band name Eminence. WAT A LOSER! Rap sucks because they took a lot of surfer talk away from the sk8ters and surfers!

  • And then die retards was all...

    It makes me laugh when nearly ten retards make fun of or defend someone when they can’t hardly spell. Quit wasting your time here and do something usefull. Why would you take it personaly if someone else says that some deuch bag rapper sucks? I hate Eminem just as much as any rapper. Rap isn’t anything but garbage. Eminem is a poser who acts tough. The best use of his crap was that one spin off that Mad TV made with his cleaning out the closet song involving president bush. My point is all rap sucks but not as much as all of you. You think that you’re so much better than everyone else that their views don’t matter. We have the right to say what we want and i don’t see a simgle reason why people would talk crap to someone that they don’t even know when that someone happened to post something that he don’t agree with. Damn you people are stupid.

  • And then billieslover was all...

    eminem suks if u think he is good then u can suk my balls

  • And then tomas was all...

    eminem #1 rapper

  • And then duuuuuude... was all...

    <b>i think all of you</b> <i>need to shut up once in a while,</i> <u> and -K-Dog, take a breath… </u>

  • And then duuuuuude... was all...

    duuuuuude, the codes didnt work… aw man.

  • And then amy was all...

    well eminem is alrite plus my m8 is mad about him omg i like orlando bloom myself

  • And then anomonus was all...

    as an old saying goes cant spell crap without rap all eminem does is ramble more monotone than i do like seriously did he get shot 9 times i think not even if he did who cares all he does is ramble in ryhming words

  • And then OneTime Eminem Fan was all...

    The guy sucks…What a total SELL-OUT!!!

  • And then json was all...

    i would like to withdraw my comment…it was a parody of all eminem fans!! who can’t write or spell!!! sorry for any confusion!!! BLACK SABBATH ROCKS!

  • And then average honky was all...

    Dude, get off the man’s bozack, he’s not even in the top 20 of all time. yeah, he’s alright and deserves a record deal, but he can’t touch Rakim or KRS. so all of you kiddies thinking he’s the best, go back to your pop radio and STFU.

  • And then K-Dog was all...

    Eminem is in the top ten of the greatest rappers of all time. Artist themselves will tell you that. So lets all just drop this stupid ass conversation and let people that know what they are talking about decide this. Just because he doesn’t rap about money and bling-bling like all of you young kids like doesn’t mean that he isn’t good. Artist such as Dre, Snoop, KRS-1, Warren G, and I would say Pac and Biggie if they were alive, have said that he is one of the top ten, so get of the mans back and let the artist decide.

  • And then Billiie was all...

    I AGREE WITH K-DOG. He is a great rapper and if the reason you don’t like him is because he doesn’t rap about exploiting women then you messed up so stfu!

  • And then smater was all...

    eminem is funny in most of his songs and all of you who hate him probably listen to whack ppl such as lil wayne, ja rule, insane clown passe and probably ok there is a long list of whack rappers i could name but don’t have the time to mention them cause there are so many. it was 50 cent who got shot 9 times not eminem. eminem is the best rapper of our generation which is funny cause he is white. and the only reason eminem appears to act black (quote unquote) is cause he grew up around them and was associated with them basicly all his life. just let the white man do his thang

  • And then smater was all...

    where did all you haters come from? do ya’ll hate to see someone besides black ppl rap, you prejudice? i would expect ya’ll white ppl to be happy that aleast someone in ya’ll race can do something right that doesn’t end up with him f***ing up gosh be thankfull.i mean think about it vanilla ice he f***ed up big time and kevin ferderline, ya’ll should be happy eminem is good. and think about bush he is the worst. and kkk they crazy

  • And then remember was all...

    who the f$#k cares if you hate eminem!!!!!!

    do you really think anyone cares cause i really don’t the only reason i am posting this is cause i am sick and tried of defending eminem even though i still like him. cause if anyone cared eminem himself would be on here defending himself, so if eminem dosen’t care about what you think i don’t,

    f*#k you ok f*#k you. gosh people get over it who cares. you people are pathtic talking about someone you only see on television and in the movies i bet if eminem was to walk up to any of ya’ll you would start aucking up to him b*#@%hes

  • And then remember was all...

    i mean suck up to him and this the internet not english class,people can spell how ever they want to.

  • And then eeeeeeeeeeeeasaaaaaaaaaaaastttttttttttt was all...

    feminem sucks

  • And then Mem was all...

    Um 50 was only shot 3 times, but shot at 9 times, for the fact smarter. Eminem is as much as a poser as 50.

  • And then marshall was all...

    eminem lyricz are tight to me

  • And then average honky was all...

    top 10 MCs of all time:

    1.) Rakim (best ever, changed the game, never spit a wack verse)

    2.)KRS-1 (consistently dope)

    3.)Jay-Z (his work speaks for itself)

    4.) Biggie (brought back the East)

    5.) 2pac (poet/visionary)

    6.) GZA/Genius (pure MC)

    7.) Ice Cube (wrote NWA’s rhymes, invented gangsta rap

    8.) Kool G Rap (Old School King)

    9.) Nas (crazy flow)

    10.) LL Cool J (make your jokes, but he can get at it when he wants, and who else has been so successful so long?)

    Honorable Mention: Chuck D, Lauryn Hill, Outkast, Ghostface, Raekwon (the whole Wu), Jadakiss, Talib Kweli, Common, Mos Def, Murs, Slug, Shyne, Canibus, El-P, M-1, Big Daddy Kane, Busta Rhymes, Eminem (approx. 20th), David Banner, Missy Elliot

    Dishonorable Mention aka Wack MCs:

    1.)2 quarters aka 50 Cent (the epitome of a studio gangsta - check out thesmokinggun.com; stole his name from a brooklyn stickup kid, and he’s from Queens; got shot because he’s a snitch, 3 times, not 9, and none were life threatening; never went to prison, did 3 months in a youth boot camp; and didn’t even have a real gun when his house was raided, only a BB gun)

    2.) Nelly (pop star, not an MC, and crazy to diss KRS)

    3.) Bizzy Bone (drugs are bad homey)

    4.) Ying Yang twins (just plain awful)

    5.) D4L (down 4 life? only friends forever wouldv’e been gayer)

    6.) Puffy (dude, you can’t rap, stop trying, and quit stealing beats from popular 80s songs)

    7.) Jermaine Dupri and anyone he works with (Dem Franchize Boyz.. no one likes you because you suck; Bow Wow needs a kick in the teeth and an attitude adjustment, little punk)

    8.) Master P (Unghhh… get some ex-lax)

    9.) dude from Baby Bash (nursery rhymes with dope hooks)

    10.) Mike Jones (stop saying your own name)

    11.) Fred Durst (enough said)

  • And then average honky was all...

    I just realized I forgot some rappers also better than Eminem in my honorable mention section:

    Black Thought from the Roots

    Scarface

    Guru from Gangstarr

    Big L - Harlem’s Finest, would’ve been the biggest if he hadn’t got killed

    AZ

    and possibly Big Pun

    For a female, Rah Digga is ill; the best female rapper after Lauryn

  • And then Andy was all...

    Eminem is no genuis, because if that crapper rapper is then change the defintion. By the way M&M candy is cool, so is the MNM wrestling team in the WWE

  • And then Billy Bilovski was all...

    Wow. Nearly 3 years of comments on this one. Sweet! Oh… and Eminem sucks.

  • And then gooze_bump was all...

    eminem fell off after the Marshall Mathers LP. Everything else steadily declined.

  • And then Jao was all...

    Eminem realy sucks,but gaby thinks he can rap.

  • And then gaby was all...

    you all are hatin on him because ya don’t know how to rap.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • And then cube was all...

    Eminem Sucks alot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Because that stupid gaby says they cool.she a hoe,slut bitch and a extraterestrial.

  • And then pingu was all...

    well you cant spell crap without rap.

  • And then Nikki was all...

    Umm..

    "EMINEM SUCKS! Eminem tried to copy the heavy metal rock band name Eminence. WAT A LOSER! Rap sucks because they took a lot of surfer talk away from the sk8ters and surfers!

    - Werewolf

    1/6/2006 6:23 PM"

    He calls himself ‘Eminem’ bcz his initials are M AND M. Marshall Mathers. Idiot.

    And I freaking love him and rap (cept 50 cent).

  • And then Todd was all...

    Anyone who thinks Eminem sucks either doesn’t like rap, or is an ignorant bastard. Lyrically, he is one of the best. Although Encore wasn’t very good, he is still at the top of my list. Even rappers I don’t like, I can give credit to for having talent - if they have any. Nobody can say Eminem doesn’t have an incredible talent.

  • And then Bone Thugs was all...

    U guys r forgettin the creator Eazy created all beefs they all originate from Eazy-E.

    he released his label which signed beefman Dre

    when NWA broke up Eazy n Dre had beef. Eazy died n ppl talked bout mo murda. 2pac v biggie was created n life of the east v west dre was on the death row records. he made his own label aftamath which signed eminem who started beef with Ja Rule and then signed D-12 and 50 cent which continues the chapter. Eminem takes other ppls credit just coz his wife left him he has to talk about his daughter caz thats the onli girl that likes him hahahahha Eminem sux!!!!!! R.I.P Eazy-E, 2pac, B.I.G

  • And then / was all...

    Eminem is the best

  • And then madKapper was all...

    Eminem sucks. His music is old, lyrics are weak. How much do people actually care about his personal problems !? The hook on his songs lately have been lame.

    Can he rap about anything other than his problems with his mom, wife who became his ex-wife and then his wife again etc…..

    In 8 Mile, his technique is weak compared to the ones he supposedly "beats" onstage or outside his work. He has no flow.

    I think he needed to fade on out……he sucks.

  • And then Bone Thugs was all...

    Now everyone who knows the game well remembers the beef between Ja Rule and Eminem right?

    well they were fighting because of Eminem accusing Ja of being a 2pac wannabe. Eminem then later stole 2pacs beat to hail mary to diss Ja i mean are you serious u are such a hypocrite Eminem and you brang an asshole to the game or should i say you brang 50 into the game and he sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Eminem is right if 2pac was still here he wouldnt ride with Ja but he certainly wouldn’t ride with 50 Cent and G-Unit and definetely not Eminem after such a inspirational song like changes to some stupid repeating verses like My name is…. Eminem has too many verses with no meaning and verses may be the reason why tupac and biggie ended up dying all rappers need to know what they say really counts

  • And then eminem rocks was all...

    come on you all are haters

    eminem rocks and is the best rapper ever.

    eminem has made so many people pissed off at him i think it should be a record!

    his lyrics are just about when he wass young and stuff think that ( hard times in his life)

    you all suck marshal mathers rocks

  • And then bone thugs was all...

    ya c eminem rocks hu eva u are u mus kno nothing about the game

    this game is such a fag that he raps about his girl becaz his wife left him and thats th onli gril thaht likes him

    2pac was a legendary rapper certainly the best he owned eminem in every rap concept such as :

    rhyme

    meaning

    beef

    poetry

    vision

    racism

    fans

    eminem has n othing he sucks and he is no where near the level of craft 2pac had if tupac is alive maybe he is or maybe not and he decieds to come bak to the game he will kill eminem in the charts too he even made the charts when people say his dead lol EMINEM SUCKS

  • And then cait was all...

    eminem rocks al you suckers want to be like him. you freaks like him you just dont say it to the open public.

  • And then Annie was all...

    Eminem has created a few funny songs and one or two quality ones,but none that I could actually put on my LimeWire. That said, Eminem sure has his…differences…from other rappers,and people like him,but I sure don’t.

  • And then chicksrule was all...

    Weird al is ok some of his songs stink though

    Eminem is kind of weird but i like his songs besides it is not like everyone has 2 like everyone else

    fine Eminem Does suck hes a wanna be gangstar!

  • And then chicksrule was all...

    I think Simple Plan Is Cool and 50 cent but eminem BOOO!

  • And then Bone Thugs was all...

    Well making My mark agen Bone Thugs N Harmony member Krayzie Bone is in the charts with chamillionaire and their song ‘Ridin’ check it out folks this stuff is talent and Eminem couldn’t have produced a song half as good as it if his daughters life wepended on it!!

  • And then kent was all...

    you all suck

    any one that has pisted off just about every body should be a hero.

    eminems on this earth to piss people off.

    Eminem is not a wanna be gansta. he is a gansta!!!! just because he is white doesn’t mean a shit. if you think he sucks because he is white then make fun of me becuase i’m shorter than you.

    hes music and lyrics rock there all about his life. And I can relate to them.

    he is not greety. You all are hat’ers cuz you are jellous!

  • And then huh was all...

    eminem is a homophobe and sexist look at the lryics people!

    i bit thee farewell.

  • And then bobsteroni was all...

    eminem sucks cuz gots beef with icp icp rulez

  • And then anonymous was all...

    I agree 100 percent with Kent. At least SOMEBODY knows what good is.

  • And then Weird Al Fan was all...

    Eminem sucks! Weird Al proved him to be a hypocrite, when eminem said artists should have free speech, yet he wouldn’t let Weird Al make a video parody. EMINEM SUCKS BALLS!

  • And then calvin was all...

    eminem was an ok rapper from 2000 and before…then he like softened up or something…he turned into a big PUS

  • And then calvin was all...

    and kent…eminem is not “gangster”…the only gangsta rap was shit back in the 80’s when rap was about being true to yourself

  • And then jme was all...

    eminem can go blow rockz, i dont like rap, so thats just my opinion.

  • And then special_brownie420 was all...

    Wow, a bunch of ignorant cretins arguing over which mainstream, radio-friendly, MTV-whoreout artist is the best, when they all suck. Get a life, b/c Wierd Al, 2Pac, 50 Cent, and almost all other artists mentioned on this page (except for Black Sabbath) all suck the same cock that Eminem enjoys so much. Just chill the fuck out, light up the bong and listen to Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin, or the Doors. Peace v

  • And then tony was all...

    wow its kinds upseting that everyone has to make a website about one man and what he dose.dosent anyone have a life its just fucking music everyone one has there own say in what they listen to but why waste time going on the internet and start pissing everyone off.look rap is music and all of you just have to face the fact that Eminem is a great raper what he sings about is his life.and im betting some dumbass is going to say something like oh well his life must not be important….to those pepole fuck you. eminem is one of the most respected rapers out there most of his songs are about how he never had a true mother or about his dad walking out on him when he was a kid.Eminem is a person just like you and just becuse of what he sings about dosent mean you have to make a website and dis him.my friend had cancer at the age of 13 he died a month ago we have been friends for 12 years im only 16.all my friend wanted was to meet adam sandler and eminem becuse they were the pepole he thoght were his heros thats why im leaveing this msg cuz eminem isnt a bad person.my friend never got to meet him or even see him.so he gave me a note to try to give to him saying “no matter what life will always shit on you but you need to keep fighting and im sorry about proof” he was my friend till the end.

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