Just Do It
Since it seems that anything goes with Nike these days, I’m wondering if I can get them to sign me to a contract sponsoring my development work. I can see it now: “Air Geek” shoes. They could have commercials of me typing in rhythm with a phat hip-hop beat like they do with those basketball guys.
I need an agent. Somebody get me David Falk on the line. 
I didn’t want to say anything, but I got offered a shoe deal too. It’s with a company that makes the generic sneakers at K-Mart. I ended up not taking the deal though because it wasn’t going to bring in much money. After all, those sneakers “only cost a dollar.” I’m holding out for a better contract.