It’s Not Nearly As Bad As “The Shocker”
From the Shocking News Department: An assistant high school football coach has been fired….errrr, resigned…. after allegedly forcing a player’s head into a puddle of spit on the ground during a “drill” called “The Cockroach”.

The coach should’ve been fired. Finding your head in a puddle of spit happens in college, not high school. And its typically accompanied by a hangover.