Phi Kappa Stabba

22 Smart Remarks about “Phi Kappa Stabba”

• First, Christian Slater was like...

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  Guys that let their wives beat them up are wusses.

  November 20th, 2003 at 8:05 am

   
• And then Chuck Finley was all...

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  Seriously.

  November 20th, 2003 at 8:56 am

   
• And then Liza Minelli was all...

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  You pansies want a piece of me?

  November 20th, 2003 at 8:56 am

   
• And then David Gest was all...

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  For the love of God! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!

  AAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

  November 20th, 2003 at 9:11 am

   
• And then Courtney Love was all...

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  Next time, it won’t just be “assault.”

  November 20th, 2003 at 9:34 am

   
• And then Battery was all...

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  Yeah. There will probably be some of me mixed in too.

  November 20th, 2003 at 11:20 am

   
• And then Deidra Lane was all...

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  Amateurs…

  November 20th, 2003 at 12:51 pm

   
• And then Lorena Bobbit was all...

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  It’s easier if you just wait until they are asleep……

  November 20th, 2003 at 1:09 pm

   
• And then Brynn Hartman was all...

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  Seriously.

  November 20th, 2003 at 1:11 pm

   
• And then Tawny Kitaen was all...

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  If you get them while they’re driving, that works too.

  November 21st, 2003 at 1:58 am

   
• And then Mrs. Lane was all...

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  all ya’ll better STFP.

  November 21st, 2003 at 9:11 am

   
• And then Mrs. Lane's U and P keys was all...

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  I think you have us confused.

  November 21st, 2003 at 9:24 am

   
• And then Mrs. Lane's Warden was all...

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  we don’t allow Mrs. Lane use of the U key.

  November 21st, 2003 at 9:26 am

   
• And then That Guy was all...

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  Summon The Fashion Police?

  November 21st, 2003 at 9:29 am

   
• And then Mrs. Lane was all...

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  Yo better watch yo moth, Warden. I will kick yo in the nts and beat yo dwn like the wss yo are. Pnk ass.

  November 21st, 2003 at 9:33 am

   
• And then Kellen Winslow was all...

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  I go to war for my U. I’m a soldier.

  November 21st, 2003 at 9:38 am

   
• And then O was all...

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  I hate U.

  November 21st, 2003 at 9:43 am

   
• And then Random Pirate was all...

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  I love RRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

  November 21st, 2003 at 9:52 am

   
• And then That Office Guy was all...

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  I showed that chick in accounting my O-Face. You know what I’m talkin’ ’bout.

  November 21st, 2003 at 10:08 am

   
• And then Rave Kids was all...

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  We prefer the X, if you know what we mean.

  November 21st, 2003 at 10:31 am

   
• And then Ron Jeremy was all...

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  I prefer the XXX, if you know what I mean.

  November 21st, 2003 at 10:38 am

   
• And then Sir Gay-Porns-A-Lot was all...

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  Seriously.

  November 21st, 2003 at 12:39 pm

   

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