Frankenfish
A tropical fish that fluoresces bright red is set to become the first genetically modified pet to go on sale in the US. The GloFish will be available from January 2004. No word yet on when the 4-assed monkey will be available.
where can I get one of those monkeys??
Unnnhhh!
I made Evander Holyfield’s ear fluoresce bright red.
Can you say “fluoresces?” Sure, I knew you could.
That’s not nearly as cool a genetic mod as us.
A four-assed anything can be nothing but cool no matter how unfortunate its conception!