It’s Like Detroit, Only Warmer
With seven murders in the last week, Greensboro has set a new record for homicides in a single year with 38. This is the highest mark since the city had 37 in 1991. Yikes! I guess we’re not in Cary anymore, Toto.
Year ain’t over yet.
WTF? Why are you talkin smack about me! What do you know? Funny how the number didn’t go up until you moved there! Either you’re killing or your presence makes people want to kill! Likely the latter is true.
Sorry bout that. Sometimes I’m not very nice. Certainly, you wouldn’t make people want to kill. After further consideration, it probably is you killing. We’ve contacted the authorities.
Regards,
De’Roit
Amateurs…