The Bachelorette
Do you think that The Bachelorette always just keeps “the black guy” around until the second round so she doesn’t look like a racist? I mean, I can understand why Trista sent home Likes-To-Get-Drunk-and-Piss-Myself Guy last season, but I think my man Marcus deserved a chance over some of the tools Meredith kept tonight. I’m just saying.

You rejected us, didn’t you?