Dat Baby Daddy
As most of you know my better half and I have been trying to decide for some time whether we want to have kids or not. There are just so many unknowns for us that we don’t want to do it unless we’re absolutely certain. Not high on the list of concerns, but still on the list, is whether our baby would be cute or not. This is admittedly a bit shallow, but I think this is something that every potential parent thinks about at least for a little bit when contemplating parenthood.
Well, thanks to technology we no longer have to worry about this question. This weekend we enlisted the services of a new contraption called “The Gene Machine”. It essentially took a picture of both of our faces and, using advanced face recognition algorithms and other biometric indicators, was able to produce a picture of what our baby was likely to look like.
So now for the first time, I present to you a picture of our unborn son.
Pretty strong resemblence, don’t you think? I’m very proud.
As the spokesperson for UKHA (Ugly Kids, Hot Adults), I must point out that many ugly children grow out of their ugliness to become very wicked hot adults…Don’t judge a kid that’s ugly - wait until they grow up to see if they get any hotter…THEN judge them.
P.S. I don’t think that picture of your unborn son is accurate - you might want to get your money back (or have a talk with the Mrs.)
um, I think not having children is a great idea.
besides, you would just hog the xbox anyway.
Geez…from the looks of that picture, AG has really let herself go.