Adjusting the Rack
So John Ashcroft is finally getting out of Dodge, eh? Good. I’ve never understood how someone who lost to a dead guy in a race for state governer was qualified to be head of the Justice Department anyway.
The good news is that this will not affect the number of boobs on display at the DoJ. With Ashcroft leaving we’ll be losing one and gaining another back at the same time. 
Good riddance. Don’t let the big blue curtain hit you on the way out.
You have no choice but to let the Big Blue curtain hit you.
Hopefully that fecker’s replacement turns out to be someone with some balance in his/her judgement.
Anyone against boobs is just un-American!
At least Ashcroft was more effective than Janet Reno. The Elian Gonzalez fiasco and the Waco decision- Reno always left people guessing what she would do next.