Where Everybody Knows Your Name
The blizzog would like to congratulate John Ratzenberger on his ascension to the papacy yesterday. We’re not sure what playing Cliff Claven on “Cheers” has to do with Catholocism, but we wish you all the best.
The New Pope was the main theological advisor to Pope John Paul II (Pope Classic), and has a conservative view on matters of church doctrine. He is expected to hold a hard line on controversial issues such as women in the priesthood, gay marriage, and stem cell research. This is great news unless you happen to be a woman, gay, suffering from a debilitating disease, or some combination of the three. Good luck with that.
We at the blizzog were somewhat puzzled by the Pope’s choice of Benedict XVI as his new name. Besides not being very original (Hello? You’re the 16th guy to choose that name.), we felt there was a name better suited for the man filling the shoes of his legendary boss after 20+ years at his side. Pope Gutheridge II, anyone?
I was making this same joke at work and nobody thought it was funny. I knew that there had to be other people who saw the humor with the names.
Unlike the world of politics, a religious institution such as the 2,000+ year old Catholic Church needs not to bend when it comes to its doctrine. If members feel that the Church is not for them than they are free to find a religion that more meets their needs. This goes for any religious institution.
We’ve got a nice two bedroom waiting for you. Can’t wait to see you.
Best-
Luci
Why not Pope John Ratzenburger? It has a ring to it and is about as appropriate.
Please tell me you saw The Best Week Ever this week. They did a bit where they went to Cliff’s house and asked him Pope-stuff. They should be paying you. Your Papals are dilated.