Writer’s Block
I got nothing. Nada. Zippy. Zilcho.
I sat down for over a half hour this morning trying to put together a decent Tom Cruise rant. I couldn’t make it come together. Tom Cruise, people. That’s like [insert witty comparison here for something that is easy], and I couldn’t do it. See, I can’t even come up with a witty comparison for something that is easy.
This is why I haven’t been writing much lately. I’m spent. I can’t think of anything to write about, and even when I have an inkling of an idea I can’t put it together when I sit down to type it out.
I don’t know if it’s the summer or the lack of poor quality reality TV to mock, but I’m in a rut.
So I’m turning to you, dear blizzog readers. All ten of you. Is there anything you would like to see me write about? Send me your suggestions and I’ll give it a shot.
I feel your pain. I often feel like there is nothing negative for me to say anymore and that makes me sad…
Maybe you should do a 2005 1/2 way review and write commentary on the year so far (music, TV, politics, etc.)
I thoroughly enjoy your evaluations of dancing with the stars. Similar to E-Fab’s suggestion, there’s always the 1/2 year post review. I liked the list of the top posts.
Perhaps you could whip up a nice little paragraph about when you’ll quit whining like a little girl.
Sorry, I’m just jealous…I have no imagination whatsoever..you’re a fag.
you could always talk about cruise’s same carachters, you know the hotshot know it all who suffers a crisis of confidence, meets hot woman who knocks him down a couple notches, then sleeps with him to build his confidence back up, and presto he’s the hotshot hero again!
I think you should write about smerf’s powers of observation, and the subtle genius of his musings.