I Ain’t Sayin’ He’s a Golddigger…..
Though I’m sure we’re all saddened by the news of Nick and Jessica’s breakup, we shouldn’t be too sad for Nick. According to a recent piece on Marketplace, the Newlyweds ignored the advice of Kanye West and didn’t sign a prenup. This means that Nick, whose career as a third-tier boy bander doesn’t bring in the bank that being a big-boobed blonde “singer” and “actress” does, is entitled to half of Jessica’s total net worth. She earned a reported $35 million just last year.
Well played, Nick. So when Jess is at the beauty salon with a baby Louis Vuitton under her underarm, Lachey will be laughing all the way to the bank.
Hmmm, I wonder how long until MTV signs them up to do a show about their divorce.
that’s just sad, man.
Nick was a triflin’….friend indeed.
I sure will miss the twins. Blahalahalhahalhahallahll………