Give Me Back My Suds!!!
Bad: getting a DUI
Worse: delivering an anti-semitic tirade while getting a DUI
Way to go, Mel. Sounds like you’re a mean drunk.
Then again, maybe it’s not his fault. Maybe a disgruntled former masseur rubbed bigot cream all over his lips before he went on his bender.
What? It could happen.
"They may take away my license. But they’ll never take away my freedom!"