Going to the Dogs
Our local newspaper, the News & Record, has started sponsoring a weekly contest called “The Joke’s On You”, where you submit a caption for a picture. Here’s my submission for this week’s contest. Probably not mainstream newspaper material, but I thought it was funny.
“I’ll have whatever that bitch is having.”
Update: I didn’t win. I guess the world is not ready for my comedy yet. 
I’ve got one:
"What can you recommend that tastes like my nuts?"
love it but i got one for you: it was all white in the middle,i taste it,allcreamy and it was in my mouth.what am i?
"I’ll have whatever that bitch is having."
Beautiful