Ladies Love Cool James

In the past 48 hours the following things have happened to me…

1.) The girl at the front desk at The Proximity hooked me up with a phat corner penthouse room for Ashley’s birthday without me even asking for anything special.

2.) Yesterday at the zoo the nice lady at the food court pizza counter gave me the biggest slice left in the pie even though she had to cut it out of the middle and there were like 7 other smaller slices she could have given me. Again, I didn’t ask for it. She just gave it to me.

3.) Later on at the zoo the Dippin’ Dots girl just gave me a free big tub of Cookies and Cream because I only had $3.00 cash on me and she didn’t want me to have to go to the other counter across the way so they could run my credit card. She just told me to take it and not worry about it.

4.) Finally, I went down to the hotel bar last night and ordered myself a Manhattan with some good-stuff whiskey that I knew would cost more than the regular kind. The cute female bartender only charged me for the regular kind, and when I protested she told me not to worry about it. After asking where I was from and why I was staying at the hotel, she then proceeded to tell me how sweet I was for treating my wife to a fun weekend for her birthday.

So at 34 maybe I’m not as thin as I used to be or as buff as I used to…. wait… I was never buff.

The point is that I’ve still got it. All I’m sayin’ is that if you ever need someone who can use his mack daddy charm to hold sway over a female hotel or zoo employee, just holla at your boy, mmmkay? I’ll get you that extra large slice of pepperoni before you can say “Dippin’ Dots”.

Now if I could just get Ashley a job at the zoo…..