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If per chance you have ingested some sort of poison or are interested in barfing up tonight’s dinner as part of some unhealthy-but-effective binge-and-purge weight-loss regimen, might I suggest this to help get the hurling started.
Ugh - I didn’t even make it through a third of that lame-o montage. I know what happens at the end anyway: he jumps the couch, right? Jive ass turkey can’t even pull out of a flat spin headed out to sea - jerk.