Nate Dogg Gets Regulated

The blizzog is sad to learn that rapper Nate Dogg has been charged with felony stalking.

When pressed to account for his actions, Mr. Dogg had the following statement.

I just hit the eastside of the LBC
On a mission tryin’ to find Mrs. Nate Doggie.
Seen a car full of girls aint no need to tweak
All you skirts know whats up with 213

Um, so who can argue with that, right?

What is Nate Dogg doing stalking his wife, anyway? Doesn’t he see her like all the time? I mean, when I stalk people it’s usually someone that I wouldn’t see all the time unless I was… you know, stalking them. Or something.

But I think it’s best that we leave Megan Fox and the hot chick who works at Pier 1 out of this. Let’s all just concentrate on Nate Dogg and hope he beats this rap so he can get back to letting his gat explode then turning his mind back into freak mode and stuff.