Bigger British Boobies Baffle Biology Brainiacs

from Monkey [20after4] via Flickr
The Daily Mail tells us that British breasts are getting bigger, complete with a nice picture of some big boobs just in case we didn’t know what they were talking about.
The average size of the British bust has grown for a 34B to a 36C in the last 10 years, though experts can’t exactly agree as to why.
In totally unrelated news, I have developed an affinity for fish ‘n’ chips, bad dental hygiene, and Manchester United football, and see myself moving to London in the near future.

I know that this entry just begs for something to be said but I don’t have anything.
Hooray for zero gravity!
Hooray for boobies! And hooray for school!
’cause they’re getting fat just like us Americans. DUH!