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A Shout-Out to Moo U

In honor of tonight’s basketball contest between my beloved Tar Heels and the evil NC State Wolfpack, I thought I’d trot out the good old band geek version of the NC State fight songs. Warning: not for the faint of heart. :)

Oh, I’m from N.C. State and I’m really really slack;
I applied to Carolina but they sent my papers back.
This cow shit really gets to me,
I wish I was at UNC,
But they don’t offer sodomy. State sucks!

And my personal favorite…

Plow your field, sow your seed, give your sheep the dirty deed,
As the tractors go rolling along.
Agriculture is your life, and your sister is your wife,
As the tractors go rolling along.
Oh you go to State, take your cousins out on dates
That’s why everybody says — State Sucks!
So plant your seed, give your sheep the dirty deed,
As the tractors go rolling along.

Nothing like the old sexual misdeeds with livestock jokes to get the rivalry going, eh?

Good luck tonight, Heels. Don’t roll over like you did this weekend. :@

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8 Smart Remarks about “A Shout-Out to Moo U”

  • First, Herb was like...

    Go chop some wood, wine-and-cheese surrender monkeys!

  • And then Sean May was all...

    I ate the sheep…

  • And then Julius Hodge was all...

    Where’s Manuel? I wanna headlock him again!

  • And then Seth Robinson was all...

    GO TO HELL CAROLINA GO PACK

    Your Fight Song Says “GO NCU” mabe no clue university……who has ever called UNC NCU?

    the real lyrics are

    Shout aloud to the men who will play the game to win
    We’re behind you, keep fighting for State—
    Hold that line, hold ‘em fast,
    We’ll reach victory at last
    We’re behind you, keep fighting for State—
    Rise up to the fray and let your colors wave,
    Shout out for dear old N.C. State;–GO STATE!
    And where-e’er we go,
    we’ll let the whole world know,
    We’re behind you, keep fighting for State.

  • And then SETH ROBINSON was all...

    AND WE BEAT YOU BAD IN BBALL THE DAY YOU WROTE THIS HAHA GO STATE

  • And then What was all...

    Seth Robinson has the spelling skills and grammar of a State student.

  • And then Dominic was all...

    Seriously NCU???? Yeah ok buddy, sounds like you’re a real fan.

  • And then Jamie was all...

    For the person who keeps leaving the obscene messages on this site from the Danville Public School system, please feel free to never visit or comment here again. I know who you are.

    Have a nice day.

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